All my friends avoid hanging out with me because they know it’s all I can talk about.
Whatever, I don’t want to spend time with them anyway because I have a date.
With my stats page.
I’m willing to do really embarrassing things to get attention.
Five minutes without feedback.
Check every social networking site just in case I missed something.
Ten minutes without feedback and I realize I have no skills and should re-evaluate my entire purpose in life.
One day without feedback– I’m probably fat.
Sweatpants all day.
Two days without a sale: I NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU ANYWAYS (posted on every social networking site I have).
I get jealous of all those hot hipster etsy girls whose shops and sales are better looking than mine.
Who even wants to be a featured shop anyways?
(Posted on every social networking device I have and one I just added)
I’m the best, most awesome, entrepreneurial, talented girl EVER!!!!!!!!
(written in my diary)
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