10 Ways Etsy is Like a Middle School Relationship

1.

All my friends avoid hanging out with me because they know it’s all I can talk about.

2.

Whatever, I don’t want to spend time with them anyway because I have a date.

With my stats page.

3.

I’m willing to do really embarrassing things to get attention.

4.

Five minutes without feedback.

Check every social networking site just in case I missed something.

5.

Ten minutes without feedback and I realize I have no skills and should re-evaluate my entire purpose in life.

6.

One day without feedback– I’m probably fat.

Sweatpants all day.

7.

Two days without a sale: I NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU ANYWAYS (posted on every social networking site I have).

8.

I get jealous of all those hot hipster etsy girls whose shops and sales are better looking than mine.

Who even wants to be a featured shop anyways?

9.

A sale!!!!!!!!!!!!

10.

A SALE!!!!

(Posted on every social networking device I have and one I just added)

I’m the best, most awesome, entrepreneurial, talented girl EVER!!!!!!!!

(written in my diary)

To meet my boyfriend, click here.

For relationship updates and more, follow me on twitter.

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